Don't eat Fiber One

We bought Fiber One with the little honey clusters a few days ago. It's so delicious, I've eaten a whole box since then.

I've never shit so much in my life. Last night I was shitting just about hourly, just these little bird shits that would not stop coming. I also had ferocious flatulence.

Needless to say I did not get laid last night.


  1. I'd say, if there are couples who like to take hemorrhaging fiber dumps on one another, then Fiber One is the best way to maintain that kind of sick, unhealthy (yet still somehow healthy) relationship.

  2. Is the taste almost worth dealing with the obnoxious side effects?