Look at this fucking champion.
The judges had to save him this past week. I have two theories as to why he had the lowest number of votes:
Theory one: His phone line was broken.
A distant second: He hasn't been impressive on the live show.
I mean, that's his Hollywood week solo, now check out his solo before getting into the Top 24.
This guy is at his best when he is playing the blues. On the show, he hasn't sung so much as screeched at everybody. Here he is playing fucking Nirvana, an overall shitty idea. Doesn't showcase how good he can sound; just showcases his ability to look like he wants to eat a baby.
The fact is, he is a ferocious underdog. He's a fat beardo (much like me) who plays weird music, where everybody else is your classic ballad-singing sexpot. The judges love him because he's original, but they can only save him once. Now he's got to save himself.
really? you're watching this rather than playing M&B with me? for shame sir
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