4/6/11

eat shit faggot sun

the sun is always up at the same fucking time and it's always shining brightly in all of our god damned faces.

i don't care, the sun. you fucking win, all right? shut the fuck up you stuck-up son of a cunt. you are literally the most pretentious celestial object i have ever fucking seen. eat my dick.

the moon is awesome because he's not a stuck-up fuckwad. first of all, even when he feels like shining brightly (which he only does some of the time and usually just because he's jealous, which is understandable) he lets the night be dark. the sun blues up the whole fucking sky, like what kind of faggot color is this

and like a quarter of the time the moon is like "fuck this" and is just dark himself because whatever, he can do what he wants. he's not all gonna fucking show off all the time like that jackass sun

oh yeah and the sun gays up the morning with his sunrise, like, just come up if you're coming, you don't need to be all fucking dramatic about it, holy shit. the moon doesn't do that

and sometimes the moon is out in the day when he feels like fucking with you, i like that, he's got a sense of humor that moon

in conclusion, the moon is a bro and the sun is a total asshole

eat shit faggot sun

2 comments:

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  2. the moon is a dead rock that is fulla suck, the light it is seemingly giving off is stolen and reflected from the sun yah twat V:

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